Yeah, I've been sick!I had the shits so bad I broke my toilet and had to throw it out. I ditched the bowl in an alley across town a few days ago. I drove by the alley today to see if the toilet was still there. It was..... it was being used by a homeless guy who set up camp there. He was reading the front page of a crumpled up old newspaper while shitting on my old toilet. The guy looked up at me as I drove by and he didn't even flinch.

 My ass is so raw from crapping that I've had to put vaseline between the crack of my ass just to get relief from the redness and soreness. I stopped wearing underwear until my ass stops hurting! The shits have died down, but I still fart like hell, and the vaseline makes for some really wet sounding farts!

I had some really great chinese food last night. I ate prawns with walnuts, rice, spring rolls, and chow mein. What a treat.

Good fucking night!

 

 

 

 

Gross! Hope your ass feels better soon. Btw, Chinese food might not be the best thing to eat right now!

How nice of you! I bet you made that guys day! Probably even his month! Hell, who knows, that toilet may have been what he's been waiting for all his life! You, my dear friend, are a good, good man!

The stomach flu has been at my house too. Tho, maybe not quite as bad as it sounds like you had it

I had broccoli chicken with rice & the best crab rangoon for supper tonite! Yummmm!

Hey, take care! And good f-ing (sorry, I just can't bring myself to actually type it!) night to you too!

You need Bag Balm for your hiney! Yeah, it's really made for cow's udders, but it is GREAT on sore butts as well. My family always had a can in the bathroom beside the toilet just in case. I use it on the kids for diaper rash ointment, too. Go get some or order it! Hope you feel better and don't eat anything weird until your guts are straightened around. Remember the BRAT diet: Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, & Toast. Stick to it.

Awww - you sweet thing. I'm sorry you felt so poorly; no fun. :-(

LOL! Ah... but bob, how does one sit on it?

Alice, I never heard of "bag balm" but I'll see if Rite Aid has it. Thanks. Oh, BTW, the diet you mentioned might be OK for toddlers, but I need something that sticks to the ribs. LOL

Cathy, your dinner sounds great! Mmmm!!

Hey Donna, how many more months until hubby comes home?

PS....Alice, bag balm has been around since 1899, and I never heard of it. LOL

Brian should be home between May and August. :-)

OMFG! That is freaking hilarious! I totally had a visual when u were talked about this street guy dumping in your ol' can! LOL hahaha! Your ass sounds painful....and believe me i really can sympathise with you right now.... I won't elaborate.....but i am having issues of my own!! LOL....(really not funny tho)...well....toodles..... OH btw! Hey Donna...its been a while,...i was just about to e-mail you today....i've been thinking about ya wondering how youv'e been!!....

Hey Jen, you better go to Donna's journal to talk to her. I don't think she visits here anymore.....I have changed blogs so often lately, she has probably lost track of me and gave up. LOL

Well Chevy, you are welcome back. You are a good read for the end of a not so perfect day. I'm adding you to my friend's list so I remember you.

Moni, Thanks for adding me to your friends list, now get your ass over to my new blog. :)

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