I just get luckier and luckier all the time. I won a sweepstakes recently, and I just received the check in the mail today for $1,500. I'm always winning something. I can't begin to tell you how much money I have won in Las Vegas over the years. About six years ago I won a Harley Davidson Motorcylce in a Vegas Casino playing a progressive slot machine. I rode the bike for awhile, but I ended up selling it because I was having to stop and put air in the tires every 20 miles or so. I guess my big ass was just too much for the bike, even for a Harley, so I sold it and pocketed quite a nice wad of cash. My friend's always want to take me to Vegas with them because I can't lose, and they think I bring them good luck. The last time I won a large sum of money in Vegas some clown nearby shouted out, "Hey fat ass, why don't you use some of your winnings to join a weight loss program". I didn't care because I was the guy who had just won $8,000 playing Keno, and nothing or nobody was going to rain on my parade.
I love the buffet's in Vegas, and they are everywhere. You can eat a boatload of food for as little as $6.99. Some of the buffet's aren't worth taking a dog to, but most of them are really good. I once had the breakfast buffet for a whopping $4.99, and this is what I piled onto my plate. Fried eggs & potatoes, bacon, sausage, pancakes, steak, biscuits & gravy, coffee, juice, and several sweet rolls. All the customers watched me like a hawk as I passed their tables. I even overheard one clown say to his wife, "If that big buffalo eats all that I food I will buy you that new warshing machine you'se a been wanting". The guy must have been from the south with his nails on a blackboard enunciation of the english language. After I ate every single thing on my plate I walked over to the bald, overall's wearing, missing a front tooth asshole, and as I licked my plate clean I told his fat wife to enjoy her new "Warshing Machine". By the way, not only did I finish every scrap on my plate, but I went back for seconds, and at $6.99 for "all you can eat", you can rest assure I'll go back for more.
For dinner tonight I am going to make stuffed Manicotti with cheese, mushrooms and spinach. I'll also have a salad, and lot's of french bread and butter. One of the reasons I am so fat is because I can't lay off the bread. I love the stuff. After dinner I will plop down on the couch to watch some TV before I hit the sack. I wish all of you a peacful night. God bless!
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I like your other Journal too. I have started one there also, smitty5000.
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