My sister and brother in law invited me over for dinner last night and I was grateful, because after working a full day I didn't feel like cooking. My sister served up a great pork rib dinner with baked beans, asparagus, salad, and banana cake for dessert.

The three of us were watching the news when my brother in law Gary and I decided to get a second piece of cake. We both walked into the kitchen at the same time to discover there was only one piece of cake left. We both went for it, but I beat Gary to the last slice of cake. I practically put the whole piece in my mouth so Gary wouldn't get his fat hands on it. Gary fought me for the piece of cake so hard he even knocked me to the ground and tried to rip the dessert from my hands.

Gary is a fat slob and a selfish one at that. After I downed the cake I went back into the living room and sat down to watch the rest of the news. Gary came back into the room with a scowl on his face. My sister Pam said to the fat fuck, "what's  wrong"......Gary replied, " Chevy ate the last piece of cake, and I wanted it". My sister told Gary to "grow up" which made me laugh so hard I felt a turd slip out of my ass and soil my drawers. I guess Gary had the last laugh, the mother fucker!