I went out to eat tonight, and man was it good. I had a plate of the best meatloaf, mashed potatoes, mixed vegetables, and cornbread this side of the Mississippi. You should all know by now that I love food, and I live to eat! Dessert was just as good. I had Peach Cobbler with whipped cream, and coffee to end a perfect meal. There was an older couple sitting at the table next to me who argued non stop throughout their meal.
I couldn't help but overhear their entire conversation. The old bats were arguing over who was going to get to hold the TV remote control when they got home. Can you believe they spent the better part of an hour arguing over who was going to take possession of the goddamn thing. I felt like telling the old farts to shove it up their wrinkled asses, but of course, I didn't. My meal was too important to me, and needless to say, I cleaned my plate. It's mind boggling why some folks argue over such trivial matters, but some people just aren't happy unless they are bitching about something.
When I got home little Gap and Peaches were curled up on the couch sound asleep. I heard through the grapevine that Chris got back from his camping trip and is just hysterical that Peaches "got out, and is missing". I am so happy he doesn't suspect that I snatched her from his home, because if he knew the truth, Id be up shit creek without a paddle. Chris was always a little neurotic, and he made Peaches that way too. The Cat is much better off with me. She seems to be very happy in her new home. Chris can go get another Cat, I am keeping Peaches. Well Folks, I am off to soak in my new hottub, then I'll have a little snack before I get into bed with a good book. Goodnight all. Have a peaceful sleep tonight!